The Left Coast Blather   #2 
A Sporadic Publication of the Left Coast SOM Baseball League
 
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The Top Ten Reasons Why This League Really Sucks!

10.  Hey, dude, Pedro Martinez is not on my team. 

           Actually, this is not true for one of us, so let's start over...

10.  We don't get tables full of free food and beer after each game.  (Donuts don't count!)

9.   We never get to be on TV.

8.   No one ever asks for our autographs.

7.   They don't make baseball cards of us.

6.   We don't get to sit with the players in the dugout.

5.   We don't get to yell in the umpire's face.

4.   Even if we win the pennant, we still don't get to visit the White House and meet the President.

3.   We don't get paid!

2.   Not even one of our mangers is a good lookin' broad.

          And the number one reason why this league sucks is:

1.   We don't get to run onto the field and hit people when a fight breaks out.

         Is this a great game or what?